10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event