10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.