10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.