10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha