10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts