10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.