10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT