10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier