10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977