10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "No river, no fish."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"