10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.