10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.