10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'