10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Fold and live to fold again