10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.