10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water