10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Welcome to kicker school
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?