10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm