10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water