10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.