10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts