10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.