10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.