10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.