10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts