10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"