10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz