10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician