10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer