10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio