10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"