10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.