10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake