10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.