10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.