10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is for loners.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-