10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.