10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd