10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.