10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.