10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- im going to 2 out you to death