10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.