10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."