10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.