10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."