10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)