10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs