10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.