10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fold and live to fold again