10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.